Sunday, February 13, 2011

Drivers License Designs

Chuck 129 - The ugliest shoes in the world

Today I toured the trade fair in Basel. Which by the way I had never gone to a trade fair and did not even know what it was a trade fair. This essentially is a shopping center. But the hostess pussies'.

I tried a massage chair, I measured the sight, I tasted the biscuits made on Kambli time, I participated in a competition where you had to guess when Haribo gummy bears were inside a Plexiglas cylinder, I tasted coffee made with a Nespresso machine and tried for the first time the Masai shoes.

What are those shoes with a curved sole that looks like a rocking horse but without a horse.

upon the stand and you made her feel. Since it is a bit 'that are around and I see more and more people, defying the ridiculous and mainstream fashion, wear them, I wanted to take away the curiosity.

All employees wore it a couple stand for strength eh. I turned to the prettiest girl and asked if I could try them. She says to me "but of course!" overjoyed. While wearing
I asked "They must be comfortable if people just put them even though they are so bad," and looking into her eyes I add, "Because I'm really bad . Right?" She looks down and whispers, "Yes, I'm really bad." Good girl. Honest.

few steps and I must say that the feeling is just weird. It's like walking on a tube that you roll under the foot. Unstable equilibrium. I guess older people fall like bowling pins with these shoes. Guess how many ankle sprains.
Maybe one has to get used, I said to myself, and I walked a little 'round. Like hell, it's unpleasant. But why are all crazy for these shoes, what are now all idiots?

I sat down, me are removed and I put my old boots.

And I understood. The immense Goduria

I tried to wear my old shoes, with the dear old flat sole. The first steps that I did have an orgasm.

why people go crazy about those shoes ugly and uncomfortable. Because of how good it feels them off!

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