Lanzeppelin 3 - The TV that I want.
There is a channel on digital which is called Real Time. One of the programs
Real Time called "The Comfort of Strangers."
Two couples compete, the first couple (of spouses, friends, relatives, acquaintances) is organizing the dinner and invited the second couple and the three "experts" of the program, a Chef (who does the dinner), an Interior Designer (judging Home ) and a Lifestyler (which considers the way of life). These once in house will make all their own way. Then it is up to the second pair, and call on the first pair of the three new experts. At the end
experts decide who wins between the two.
I would have another program to be proposed for a better TV: "discourteous to guests."
The guests are the same, couples and experts so everything is OK, but who does wins spend the evening more dimmerda to everyone. Here is a brief guide
to wait half an hour to the telephone guests, cold, then let them go on the eighth floor with no elevator. (If you can throw out the window in a bucket of pee head guests in this way while waiting ) Upon entering
find something to say about their clothes or because they are fattened.
Then send them down to just empty the garbage.
When you whip out your best aperitif wine and keep it to yourself, for guests to serve the ginger bought discount, implying that it would be very impolite to drink more than a shot in the head, ginger is served disgustingly hot.
Announced that since they arrived in advance you have not cooked anything, then pizza at home and obviously try to make them to order the pizzas cheaper.
While waiting for the pizzas make vulgar jokes about their mothers. Arrive
pizzas do you charge to guests, keep the beer and coca cola for you fresh ginger and reserved to them. Obviously
premuratevi leave a huge mess and a zozzuria rooted around the house.
When a visitor will rise to the bathroom to hurry up and use the cat to her drink, or their cutlery (maybe the dog).
dessert, but announced that they have become unwelcome guests with a spiced round of insults, then kicked from Drive them home.
How to prepare a gift bag full of poop cat (or dog) and when they fell, lanciateglielo him.
This will make you win the bet of discourtesy to guests.
But do not forget to season your dinner with burps and farts at will, throw boogers and vulgarity to no end, for passing your guests an unforgettable evening.
Here is a program that would look happy.
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